Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
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Top comments
Ajjas013 6
It's probably the time of the month for him too.
Jewelofagal 2
Red relationship flag for you......
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Comments (104)
MiiSzjDM 7
what an asshole he can still chyll with you ya don't have to have sex smh it sound to me he just want sex from you
sarcdude 3
I'll grant that he's a douche for lying but don't fault the man for not having a job especially in this economy. Also don't fault him for not wanting the girl around while she was on her period, like that other comment said, SOME girls can be total bitches on their period and he probably didn't want to put up with that.
BrendaButt 0
He's an asshole
Ajjas013 6
I strongly agree with #1.
Ajjas013 6
If it got moderated once, it'll get moderated again. Probably. But you do make a good point there.
chadwick110480 0
you can float the red sea, but don't drink the water. :)
Sirin_fml 47
There's a reason it got moderated, Wilshires; that reason is in the site commenting rules. You make good points, but they are mixed with questioning the validity of the FML. Please don't try to circumvent the rules by essentially reposting the same comment. Thanks.
xundria 5
I agree. My current girlfriend isn't a bitch during her time, and she's never a bitch out of it. However, my ex was a total bitch who treated me like shit and during the time she just went off more and used it as an excuse.
autistic_pride 0
Why would he lie to you to keep you away if he's your boyfriend? I don't understand.
tdeone 0
are u sure you're his girlfriend????
xundria 5
^ this.