Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
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Top comments
Ajjas013 6
It's probably the time of the month for him too.
Jewelofagal 2
Red relationship flag for you......
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Comments (104)
summer_5778 1
dump him! he's a loser anyway since he doesn't have a job.
CallMeHush 1
He is a jobless bum looking for a cum dumpster. His lack of commitment to you not withstanding what does he bring to the relationship? Fancy dinners? Expensive baubles? Hope of a succesful future? He is probably hung like a stud hamster too. Move on.
ColdGold 6
well said.
angrynegro7 16
Agreed! I could care less if my gf is on her period. It's a part of life that she really has no control over, so I'm not going to dick out on her because of it. plus the sex is great. Too bad OP's bf is too much of a pussy to earn his red wings!
Erindub 0
Sex on your period is awesome. Any guy that is too squeemish to have sex with you then is permanently stuck in immaturity-ville
theeBeezWaXx 0
haha what a dick.! literally.!
sxychik 4
ok not all girls are bitches when it's their time, like me for example. I'm actually nicer when it's my time. OP you should dumb his ass!
thrice324 0
Just because some girls aren't it doesn't mean OP isn't. OP could be the biggest bitch of all for all we know.
DrCooper 0
Even if she is a bitch he's a lousy boyfriend for not wanting to be with her just because she's on her period.
juscreablu 0
what a loser! and a jerk! get rid of him
bfffness 0
dont take it personally, that's what spending the night means to us guys... you thought he wanted you over so you could talk and shit?
therighthero 0
Another winner! You girls sure know how to pick them. YDI for dating Mr. Unemployment.
DrCooper 0
They don't need to have sex just because she's coming over. Some guys don't mind just cuddling when it's their girls time of the month.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Yeah, but this weekend he might as well be cuddling with someone else who is not on her period.
DTH 0
It's not ****** immature to not want to spend time with yo GF whilst she's bein a bitch
xundria 5
@snicker: "my nutrition is out" You point out other people's grammar constantly. Please do explain this one to me. Are you talking about not eating nutritionally or what? This statement makes no sense.