By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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konnermoses 0

he's not too smart :-/

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crymore007 11

drop off the word "checked" and replace "his" with "a" and I'll agree with you

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simply_improper 1

he should have taken your birth control

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a_b_b_s 1

his parents should have taken birth control!

23 1
PSQ91 6

1. He's a big moron. 2. He cheats on you You're breaking up, right?

30 1
Iloatheyou 0

I dunno if OP would want to... I mean, he sounds pretty intelligent and everything. Couldn't think why you'd ever want to give anything like that up, right?

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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

*Justs hands .100. a bucket to catch all that sarcasm*

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dreamering 16

27, even Einstein couldn't figure it out what you wrote.

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Randuhh_17 4

I understood! Yeahhhh!! I'm smart!...xD but by the way, 127, you used that joke already....let's not become a broken record.:)

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abbytequiere 9

I think I am more sorry for you because you're pregnant than because the father is an idiot.

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Kukua 5

Yeeeeah, not a sexy pic at all. Sorry.

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ILUVMSC 5

what the hell is that!?

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goblin06 0

fyl 34 for being a hoe. and op ur life is screwed but some people have it worse. take 34's saggy boobs for example lol

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Randuhh_17 4

what's a temptazian?....

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bingababe 16

Gotta tell ya, I thumbed you down simply because I had to look at that picture. I cant un-see that shit.

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wizzy15 5

And you had sex with this idiot because....?

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The_9th_Doctor 18

cause she was in love

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Doortje 29

With a dad like that, that is going to be one smart baby. FYL.

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KKMH 3

I hear u can fix stupid, but I don't think u can fix his type stupid

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geeksaresexy 18

The kid of stupid small children are? That must be fixable right because some of us are smart now...

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Now hope the child isn't his. It would be embarrassing to have an idiot father.

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CassidyxP 0

Is he stupid? geez.

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