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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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konnermoses 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

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krackednyc 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:11

buffoon

kayvan 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:16

You deserved it for getting pregnant with the idiot boyfriend.

lyndz_20 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:21

oh dear,a cheat and an absolute idiot!!! FYL indeed

lovepebbles 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:24

im srry but he is deff not the sharpest knife in the drawer ...

payableondeath 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:25

wuz gd

bkangel 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:25

wow that is like ridiculously stupid!!!

adnama22 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:28

ahahahhaha omg I'm soo sorry for u not trying to be mean but THAT made my day and wow ur boyfriend is a really smart cookie ehh??? !!!!! lmao

sillylolo 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:29

lmao ur boyfriend is a idiot

JonnyNoThumbs 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:29

Oh my God, you had a kid with that man!

jerkinterritory 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:38

I'm sorry but this post doesn't make sense. he can **** you and get u pregnant but the kid isn't his which means he is gay and had somedudes **** on his schlong when he ****** ya. lol

jerkinterritory 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:40

does he realize that he isn't the one having the kid. lol **** yea

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