Love: Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards...

By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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Aciliveth 5

Monday 9 November 2009 13:11

"Today, my boyfriend attempted to be extremely romantic. He accidently did a nervous blunder, twice, which we'll be sure to laugh about later on." This is not a FML, you're being a whiny bitch.

QuentinM95 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:29

He's pretty cool.

Comments

allie2590 31

Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:40

At least he tries. Many men don't bother with romance.

doggie3 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 2:50

at least he tried to help you up. some people could have just left ya there.

HighLife19 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 2:59

Lose a few pounds and ask for a re-do.

morgangurl12 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 17:50

at least he tried...he may be a little clumsy but it was cute. so not a fml.

shadowdrgn0 0

Friday 13 November 2009 6:00

how do you think he felt? i pick my girlfriend and swing her around all the time. i would be horrified if i dropped her

lovinmylife 0

Friday 13 November 2009 14:53

thats cute! (; probably hurt, but at least he tried. cute!

Quit_Yer_Whining 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 4:19

Stop being a whiny little bitch. At least he tried be romantic.

technolex 0

Monday 14 December 2009 4:04

At least he tried, I'd of laughed : )

kimzy96 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 13:58

thats not a fml!!! at least he was tryin!!! there are sum asshole out there who dont even try!!! BE GRATEFUL!!!

Smile_A 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 13:05

Aw come on, I can imagine it hurting but if you read some of the FML's here you can count yourself lucky. At least you're not the girl that finds out her boyfriend dates her to hide he's gay, or that her husband has another family somewhere. Make him buy you chocolate to make up and kiss him.