Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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Top comments
ken328 0
Cry more in crowded places
drawing_a_blank 0
Break up with him first.
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Comments (75)
machiko_fml 0
Well you don't want some random stranger coming up to you and comforting you, do you? I mean, it could be anybody.
lgs25 0
what if its someone rich an famous
zombiekillah 6
Seen this too many times.
Jimboom 12
YDI for not breaking up with him first.
GluttunousQueen 0
eww, what a lame ass boyfriend -__-;;
FYLDeep 26
He must want to break up in public so everyone around him can see how he is totally not a douche.
macgruberiscool 0
everyone must tqlk in propper grammer or else i will nahg you
DocBastard 40
You're a jackass. How was my grammar? Did I spell "jackass" correctly? Is my punctuation correct?
SadinSherman 16
Yes
amerwin 3
It's called having a strategy. He knows that if he breaks up with you any other way, you will revert to your strategy, which is to start the waterworks and hope he sympathizes. You just got beat at your own game.
AlexBuda 0
And boom goes the dynamite lmao
MeganCello 8
What a jackass. Even if that's just his 'strategy' he doesn't need to announce it to you. That's rude...s- dump his sorry ass first.
jessicaax33 0
he's a douche e_e
fearfulsymmetry 1
And that is called a preemptive strike. Also, you must have some sort of history of being a hysterical, psychotic bitch to make him want to announce this to you. AND, you don't necessarily have to be insane or anything, a lot of girls freak out and turn on the waterworks to make guys feel bad, so being manipulative also falls into this category. :)