Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
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Dark_Zekrom 21
Trade his computer for something nice
jeeplover 6
You should be the only rare piece he needs
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Comments (184)
KaylaTackett 18
Wtf is wrong with him?
heyLaddieHey 18
Dump him. There is no reason whatsoever he should be giving out your intimate pictures to some creep on the internet!
Exaspera 55
Guy is an untrustworthy jerk. And don't send out nude photos of yourself ever.
Xepez 5
Y'all have obviously never played TF2 XD
Yogurl 7
At least he told you...
amanda182 19
That's why you shouldn't send nudes... Even if he's your "significant other", he can just see you naked in person. I'm sure he can go a little while without staring at his phone to look at naked pics.
Hildy93 21
Wow that is truly upsetting
LyricaSilvan 30
I'd suggest responding with "yeah, that's funny, because you know what else is about to be rare? Your chances of ever getting laid again."
siggy_mcsigx 22
WTF!!! That's pornographic content of you being distributed without your consent!!! That is unforgivable!
moose1c 4
Totally worth it