Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't... - FML

By honey, no boo-boo - 12/11/2014 17:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

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By no way! - 29/08/2021 17:01

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Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML

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By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By wow - 14/03/2013 15:43 - United States - Gilbert

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Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

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Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML

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By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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That kidnapped kink

By georgiahick - 30/12/2010 14:09

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML

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cookiemonster116 15

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:01

Weird fetish

Seabiscuit218 12

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:01

Sounds like he "needs" a diaper himself

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monyluv1 13

Monday 19 September 2016 14:41

I know this is old, but if you feel weird doing something (esp sexual), break it off. It's one thing to do something out of your comfort zone, but to do something that freaks you out? Pass Also, and this is the biggest thing, it sounds like he's bullying you. "If you don't do this, I'll leave". Even if you give in to this request, it may not be the last time you hear this phrase. When will it end? Probably when you leave. I'm sorry OP

torrea 19

Monday 17 October 2016 17:44

Sounds more like he NEEDS a doctor, a shrink. Smh

Lollerskates 13

Monday 28 May 2018 12:08

Time to dump him. Next he will be calling you mommy.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 2 February 2022 21:43

Dump him. That's too much.

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