Love, Weird and Mother in law: Dodged a landmine

Dodged a landmine

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom, but she decided I was “unsuitable.” I hoped he’d be on my side. Nope, he just accepted her word as law, broke up with me, and pushed me outside. He'd driven me there, so I had to find a bus in a city I’ve never been to, in the dark, without a coat. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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Next time, wait a couple of years

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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Thomas Swain 11

Thursday 23 March 2023 13:47

You totally dodged the bullet.

legalgravethief 8

Thursday 23 March 2023 16:31

Tactical nuke successfully dodged! Pleased you found out before it went further

Comments

poopface82 18

Thursday 23 March 2023 13:33

******* mama’s boy.

Thomas Swain 11

Thursday 23 March 2023 13:47

You totally dodged the bullet.

spinningrecords 14

Thursday 23 March 2023 14:01

It was pretty bad, but not as bad as it would Have gotten… she would have been the wedge in your relationship because he has already proven that he would only taken her side.

legalgravethief 8

Thursday 23 March 2023 16:31

Tactical nuke successfully dodged! Pleased you found out before it went further

bleuroze 4

Thursday 23 March 2023 19:59

He just saved you years of fighting with your mother in law over how to raise your kids.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Friday 24 March 2023 3:20

Mommy sure didn't raise a gentleman... What mother would be OK with her son putting a girl in danger like that? She must be toxic as **** because she raised a piece of shit.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 27 March 2023 5:25

What the actual hell?! Okay, you dodged a serious bullet. He takes the term Mama's Boy to a whole new level. And he didn't even have the stones to drive you home? How old are you? If you're a minor, and his mother refused to let him drive you home, there could be some sort of child endangerment charge in there. If you're an adult, well, I guess you're SOL legally speaking, but it's even more clear that you dodged a bullet if a grown, adult man is letting his mother dictate him like that.