Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
astarwarsfan 0
haha you got **** blocked by an iPod
perdix 31
You should have JUMPed him, whipped out his DOODLE, given him an ANGRY *******, flipped him the BIRD, and left. That would show him!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (189)
Jimboheppy 2
I'm sorry but angry birds and doodle jump suffice for not having sex. Don't mess with the birds or they'll come after you next!
5t3ff1k4h 47
But Doodle Jump is awesome!
xohockeyfreak10x 0
thosee games aree amazingg don't blamee himm(:
mR_StAtiiC 0
Ydi for going out with a kid. :)
MJs_lover4evr 0
haha ****. sorry but you should hve sex when you're married. **** this generation.
5t3ff1k4h 47
125, you really think that back in the olden days, EVERYONE waited till marriage to fornicate? You're sadly mistaken.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
If the two people copulating are married to each other, it's not fornicating. Fornication, by definition, is sex outside of marriage. Fornicate is a fun word to say (and type), but use it correctly!!! :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
TROLLZ! Haha, thank you.
RedPillSucks 33
say "Fortunate Fornicating Foreigner" three times fast.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Holy shit, Biggie Smalls' ghost showed up in my bathroom mirror! He was mad as hell, too, something about missing the best party in the history of eternity...
bmewers 0
well those at two awesome games......
hutsko 0
hey, doodle jump is pretty damn fun. maybe you're not entertaining enough, OP.
ejsan 0
well, you gotta love those games
bahahaa1 0
angry birds is amaziness :)
livefreeorFYL 0
check if ur history is clean. he was probably watching some **** in the meantime to make u think he was playing angry birds