By dammit - United States
Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML
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  atticuz  |  2

They also expect you to use the restroom within 2-5 minutes, whether it be 1 or 2.
"I need to take a huge dump mrs/sir, be back in 15 kthnx bye."

  okieraider71  |  4

Well now you know. A teacher can be suspended or fired for not accounting for all students during an emergency ( or a drill). Grow up a little bit. Next time wipe and get out, little boy.

  Chrisskiies  |  0

Selena, your welcome.
And people stfu, acting like you've never taken a shit in a public place. If you go in the nurse's office, which btw is most likely the cleanest restroom besides the faculty, then you've taken a shit in the school.

  billyme  |  4

While it's an fyl for the fact that you would've had to get up in the middle of taking a poop, that doesn't justify the fyl:ydi ratio. Do you guys know that everyone learns these things like every year during their school life about what to do if you're out of the classroom during a fire drill? They expect you to take that stuff very seriously because there could be major lawsuits if all the students don't follow procedure.

I do think though that it sucks to be taking a poop during a fire drill in general though. I'd just finish the main part (whatever's coming out already), wipe, and go. Sounds like OP stayed there waiting for everything to go down for like 10-20 minutes. You're lucky it wasn't a real fire. =/

  PurpleLlamas  |  0

guys if you actually keep your shit in for one whole day that's gross and most likely painful. if he had to take a shit, he took a shit. nothing wrong with that. now stfu.

  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

#71: Why did your dad's employee go to the trouble of taking a clock off the wall to take a dump on it?!


looks like our drum fill...
*puts on sunglasses*
...just joined in on the shitty jokes.