why would you take a dump at school? you guys must have food toilets, at my school, we avoid the toilets at all costs XD

I'm gonna guess he took a dump at school so he didn't shit his pants.

lol that sucks but enjoy ur vacation?

happened to me(: but it was durring lockdown and i wasnt taking a dump.... why am i saying this again?

YDI for even taking a dump at school and don't they tell the students If there's gonna be a fire drill o.o

you don't take a dump for the whole day? that's not gonna be good for you

Yeah but if they're suspended doesn't that give them a zero for those days? nobody deserves failure for making a dookie.

now you do.

you guys have school in the summer?!?! that's shitty

lolol! funny stuff. :)

summer school dumbass 

lol I agree with 7 I avoid school toilets completely

shiitttt that sucks ass ;D

21 - some schools do school year round.

in soviet russia, poop dump you. 

that was the worst soviet russia joke i have ever heard... and i have heard alot of them...

They also expect you to use the restroom within 2-5 minutes, whether it be 1 or 2. "I need to take a huge dump mrs/sir, be back in 15 kthnx bye."

Well lot_of_yaks you haven't heard them all, and that was one of the better ones actually. So stfu :P.

Well now you know. A teacher can be suspended or fired for not accounting for all students during an emergency ( or a drill). Grow up a little bit. Next time wipe and get out, little boy.

it was my first time attemting to do a Soviet Russia joke... but thanks Chris...

takin a dump in school is lyk smoking weed in ur house wen cops over dnt do it

How about. In Soviet Russia, this is exactly what happens.

Selena, your welcome. And people stfu, acting like you've never taken a shit in a public place. If you go in the nurse's office, which btw is most likely the cleanest restroom besides the faculty, then you've taken a shit in the school.

atticuz... I actually giggled at that. It wasn't funny though... I just giggled at the thought that I don't get it.

Oh, well. Lol.

 WATTTTAAAAA!!!! 

Whataburger. Haha.

Oh, you put the face and the poop on the wrong sides of the wind. Lol, just sayin'.

oops, I did lol 

YES, now I can sleep. :P

OMG!!!! goodnight atticuz

Selena hopefully your last soviet Russia joke. those are so lame.

well thanks for making me feel better!!!!! 

cheese people leave selena alone! haha this isn't Soviet Russia, so we don't shoot everyone who speaks out of line.

I don't get those soviet Russia jokes...

It's called a Russian reversal, NOT a 'soviet Russia joke'. duh.

It's funny because you were suspended for taking a dump. I bet the dump was nice and moist. Take that, legonut! 

33 Agreed.

I skip the toilets all day. they're disgusting!!!

my dad fired someone for taking a dump on the clock...

YDI for ******** in school. only weirdos shit in school.

its funny because you got suspended for pooping. I bet that poo was nice abs moist

While it's an fyl for the fact that you would've had to get up in the middle of taking a poop, that doesn't justify the fyl:ydi ratio. Do you guys know that everyone learns these things like every year during their school life about what to do if you're out of the classroom during a fire drill? They expect you to take that stuff very seriously because there could be major lawsuits if all the students don't follow procedure. I do think though that it sucks to be taking a poop during a fire drill in general though. I'd just finish the main part (whatever's coming out already), wipe, and go. Sounds like OP stayed there waiting for everything to go down for like 10-20 minutes. You're lucky it wasn't a real fire. =/

24 Summer school usually begins a week or two after school ends and is over around mid summer. Just wanted to let you know before you start calling people stupid..

in soviet russia, **** watches you...

lol @ 80 as for the rest of them.... im clueless. 

The poop had abs?!?! Learn to spell my friend. Or at least double check your spelling before you post your comment.

it could be actual school, southern states start school earlier

31-wouldn't it be in soviet russia toilets take a dump in you?

guys if you actually keep your shit in for one whole day that's gross and most likely painful. if he had to take a shit, he took a shit. nothing wrong with that. now stfu.

More like: in Soviet Russia, dump takes you!

#71: Why did your dad's employee go to the trouble of taking a clock off the wall to take a dump on it?! *ba-DUMP-ch* looks like our drum fill... *puts on sunglasses* ...just joined in on the shitty jokes. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

YDI for actually using the school bathrooms. everyone knows there only there so you can fix yourself up in the mirrors

nope they don't

it's summer? does summerschool even last that long?

thank you 63. people on here are so stupid. and to everyone else - the russian reversals started with Mother Russia. Not soviet russia.

you poop at school ? ick

82 the spell check on iPods is retarded and it probably changed and to abs which happens a lot. well I assume he's on an iPod

LMAO!!!

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