Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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astarwarsfan 0
haha you got **** blocked by an iPod
perdix 31
You should have JUMPed him, whipped out his DOODLE, given him an ANGRY *******, flipped him the BIRD, and left. That would show him!
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Comments (189)
ArmyWife87 0
i LOVE Doodle Jump LoL ... that's all I want to contribute to this discussion
lildrummerboy47 0
I LOVE doodle jump!
Lisa89 3
Well, if you wanted to have sex with him.. why didn't you do something about it instead of bitching for three hours that he was doing that. Dump him if you're not happy with his behaviour or do something about it...
takemytrollz 0
YDI for using text messanging. YDI for not asking what he meant by "fun," this FML could've been avoided. YDI for using an iTouch. YDI for having such fun games on your iTouch.
georggx 3
haha. that's what my boyfriend does :|
i_amMatt 0
my doodlejump 115,000 :)
beancoinc 0
If you have not figured it out yet, you will do better in getting your sexual needs met by being direct in telling him what would excite & please you, consider it as a type of foreplay & consider masterbating in front of him to give him alternative activities, if that fails you still CUM, or cum over to my place, Oh & smile for him as you make him wait & want you!
sricious 0
those games are highly addictive though:$..
womblebat 2
huh, that's what i do to my boufriend all the time :P
beancoinc 0
Good for you, you go girl, very sexy & pleasing for all!
NicoleBaybee 0
angry birds <3
MarkerofMagic 0
I love your hair:)