Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't take drugs from strangers. I'm 35 and he's 34. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML
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AustinDenton 22
Haha! That's funny. "Excuse me teacher I can't do my work today because I will be making meth today"
hawkislayer 2
Sounds like a pretty legit plan, you will be rich.
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Comments (102)
Valeyard 6
Funny, my son said something similar to me
kenoswild 14
First step is to buy a Winnebago.
jamjam12 15
Just don't leave the keys in the ignition the whole four days.... and listen for the buzz!
azwethinkweiz87 11
Soon as I read this I heard the Breaking Bad intro theme in my head... I need to lay off watching so much tv.
etishuman22 32
When I suggested it, I got down voted. Oh well. Doesn't anyone enjoy reading anymore?
KB616 11
Hey, go for it. YOLO, & all that other shit.
KinkyCurly 13
Don't say YOLO ever again in your life.
Melix 31
It's not always too late to be rich by making meth.
CrissyyyS2 22
So you're saying I don't have to graduate college to get a job? Woohoo!
Ari1337 15
no... you still need to do that.
CrissyyyS2 22
Dammit...
skyeyez9 25
Every time I think of Breaking Bad, the bathtub scene where the body was inside being dissolved falls thru the ceiling to the floor below and splatters everywhere.
RaVeN53 7
My friends boyfriend said the same thing to her...
Raleigh_bruh 7
You guys should probably wait to see how the series ends before doing that.
Wakachulak 22
Rather mix him some brain pills