Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't take drugs from strangers. I'm 35 and he's 34. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML
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Top comments
AustinDenton 22
Haha! That's funny. "Excuse me teacher I can't do my work today because I will be making meth today"
hawkislayer 2
Sounds like a pretty legit plan, you will be rich.
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Comments (102)
tranced_ 45
make him watch Dexter!
daboar 5
breaking bad actually made me think it sucks to be a drug dealer. too much risk for little rewards
nikolkaw 9
Yeah but Walt was doing it for a good cause at least...what's your reason? Lol
howdoilogin 9
As a chemistry grad I feel for you. Nobody knows what the fart Chemistry even does. Everyone either thinks science = doctor or they think its sole purpose is drugs or explosives. Then they get disappointed when they learn of all the industrial 'boring' stuff it does.
mr_jack_meoff 5
And you chose to share this with the NSA. Are you really smart enough to pass chemistry?
HarryF18 9
Seems like your boyfriends got it all figured out! :D
kewpiesuicide 29
I know someone who thought this would be a good idea too. Now he looks like Freddy Kruger and is in prison...
superman3212 8
show sux. hugs not drugs. same old s*** fyl
charybdis1618033 5
Have him watch a few more episodes. If he honestly thinks he's as good at chemistry as Walter White, or could even come close to replicating his formula with its nearly impossible 99.1% purity, he has bigger issues.
SirKingCharlie 8
Mandy he should watch the end before he makes a decision spoiler it doesn't all go to plan