Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
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Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
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xlord 27
at least he isn't saying LOL everytime he hears something funny.
ariverperson 11
write your own version of the roommate agreement and make his life hell!
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esp_superstar 10
Next time he does it say "ohhhh, SHELDON!" Like Leonard does when he's annoyed
pipinya 8
Tell him you'll take the Zing out of his Bazinga. Interpret that whichever way you want
RocketNinjaFish 12
Baa?
Sencilia 14
Then start knocking on every door 4 times followed by his name, over and over again.
charvisioku 22
3*
LaLince 40
#3: LOL
DocBastard 40
I've tried watching that show several times, and I just don't understand the appeal. Sure Kaley Cuoco is hot, but there's a hot woman in almost every show on TV. I'm sure I'll get thumbed down into the bowels of hell for this. Go ahead, you cowards! I'm not afraid of a little damnation!
RvidxrKlvn 8
Everyone, give him the sideways thumb option he'll never see it coming.
RocketNinjaFish 12
I like the show, probably because me and Sheldon are so alike :P
zobara 29
boaster!
gracehi 33
I like it because Leonard reminds me of my boyfriend. And I like to yell at Penny for not being good enough for him.
Trisha_aus 15
It's not a bad show but I'm not the biggest fan...prefer Modern Family over TBBT when it comes to American sit-coms..Thanks for shows like Breaking Bad, The Wire, Dexter etc.
TheMathMajor 26
It's appealing because its funny, Doc!
jmayes414 5
I agree with Doc here. I don't think it's very funny, but of course it's all opinionated.
wickedninja918 1
Hey don't hate him for being honest.
dead247 13
We hate others for it, why not him?
hooligyn123 18
And thus marks the first time I have ever thumbed down Doc... I feel awful somehow...
TheDrifter 24
It's highly relatable to the late 20s through mid 30s age range of full grown nerds. We either were, are, or are doing our best not to be, one of those characters.
boundbytheanimus 9
Seriously. I think it's a shitty show. Somebody makes a crappy "science" joke and everyone thinks it's so witty and hilarious. It's just bogus.
LONERANGER44 11
He's trying to learn something. Bazinga!
RocketNinjaFish 12
3: Damn you beat me to it :P
tonijulie 20
He'll soon be asking for coitus!
Yisuck 4
you are right that's annoying.... bazinga I was joking your a heretic
stonedfishies 10
Lol that's funny but I see how it could eventually become annoying. I love The Big Bang Theory though.