Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
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xlord 27
at least he isn't saying LOL everytime he hears something funny.
ariverperson 11
write your own version of the roommate agreement and make his life hell!
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Comments (139)
xrudeboyrock 29
I love that show, and it is cute when Sheldon says it, but it IS annoying when other people do it.
KSG472 3
YDI for letting him watch such shows.
acarpenter33 4
I knew a girl like that and EVERYONE wanted to punch her in the face.
laden_swallow09 35
He's not even using it right, then.
ideasrule 13
Bazinga! Although it's not really a replacement of "haha"; it's more like "I pwned you"
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Know how you should get him to stop? Wake him up during the night by knocking on the bedroom door three times for the stupidest reasons.
DivineSunshine 1
I don't get why that show is so popular. Boring....
steffi1910 1
Then your just stupid and do not understand good humor.
HighlandShadows 48
I thought "bazinga" was meant to denote sarcasm... I think he's doing it wrong.
sens3sfailing 25
sheldon single handedly stopped the misnomer of calling it a photographic memory! big bang theory is already making America more intelligent!
jhouserocker 6
Bazinga!