Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
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xlord 27
at least he isn't saying LOL everytime he hears something funny.
ariverperson 11
write your own version of the roommate agreement and make his life hell!
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Comments (139)
BlueFlatts 20
I love how most of the responders to this FML are TBBT fans.
jackiemora 18
Come on! That show is amazing and quoting Sheldon, what's wrong with you women?! Buy him a shirt that says "Bazinga" on it for Christmas.
clynnc19 9
Aw I think that's cute actually. My husband likes watching Tobuscus on YouTube and says Weeeeeeeeew a lot.
kjb1234 5
YDI simply for your name Dr. Sheldon Cooper is amazing And it's not that bad I mean I'm sure there are things you do that peeve him
crazy4books23 13
Best. Show. Ever.
little_red13 6
Lol that's awesome
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Leave Sheldon alone!
liesseling 13
I love the big bang theory, but "bazinga" must be the 1 thing that doesn't make me laugh, at all.
t_fml 11
Bazanga!
cooldaddio 14
I'm convinced that a large number of people find TBBT funny because they think they're supposed to find it funny.
sulitak 27
Its very geeky humor... or they could find it funny because it reminds them of the nerds/geeks they made fun of in h/s