Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD....

By FUSheldon - 28/11/2012 05:15 - United States - Millstadt

Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML

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By Sergeant Bri - 16/07/2023 09:00 - United States - Norwood

Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Annoyed - 04/10/2013 02:56 - United States - Accokeek

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

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By silentbutdeadly - 27/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

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David Attenborough

By types - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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Gotta get that clout

By Debate bros STFU - 26/07/2021 06:01

Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML

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By tired individual - 12/01/2014 11:04 - United States - Dickson

Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Catchphrase hell

By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it was. He just paused, turned to look me in the eye, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

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xlord 27

Wednesday 28 November 2012 11:55

at least he isn't saying LOL everytime he hears something funny.

ariverperson 11

Wednesday 28 November 2012 12:01

write your own version of the roommate agreement and make his life hell!

Comments

BlueFlatts 20

Thursday 29 November 2012 2:34

I love how most of the responders to this FML are TBBT fans.

jackiemora 18

Thursday 29 November 2012 2:51

Come on! That show is amazing and quoting Sheldon, what's wrong with you women?! Buy him a shirt that says "Bazinga" on it for Christmas.

clynnc19 9

Thursday 29 November 2012 3:26

Aw I think that's cute actually. My husband likes watching Tobuscus on YouTube and says Weeeeeeeeew a lot.

kjb1234 5

Thursday 29 November 2012 5:05

YDI simply for your name Dr. Sheldon Cooper is amazing And it's not that bad I mean I'm sure there are things you do that peeve him

crazy4books23 13

Thursday 29 November 2012 8:03

Best. Show. Ever.

little_red13 6

Thursday 29 November 2012 8:22

Lol that's awesome

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Thursday 29 November 2012 9:13

Leave Sheldon alone!

liesseling 13

Thursday 29 November 2012 12:51

I love the big bang theory, but "bazinga" must be the 1 thing that doesn't make me laugh, at all.

t_fml 11

Friday 30 November 2012 3:21

Bazanga!

cooldaddio 14

Friday 30 November 2012 8:30

I'm convinced that a large number of people find TBBT funny because they think they're supposed to find it funny.

sulitak 27

Friday 15 March 2013 6:31

Its very geeky humor... or they could find it funny because it reminds them of the nerds/geeks they made fun of in h/s

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