Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
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Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
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xlord 27
at least he isn't saying LOL everytime he hears something funny.
ariverperson 11
write your own version of the roommate agreement and make his life hell!
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Comments (139)
nigelnoonga99 1
What dog does your neighbor have?
FMLkaiiden 8
Oh shut it, that's the best show ever. Instead of being all uptight and ridiculous, laugh with him. It's hilarious after all. Bring on the thumbs down!
meganmurray0614 1
Mine too
doglover100 29
Make the roommate agreement to annoy him along with Sheldon's other habits. I like his bazinga catch phrase.
malikadreams 4
Sheldon is amazing why would you get annoyed???
Sanrio90 8
I'm going to get a bunch of negative votes for saying this, but I honestly don't find this show funny at all. The jokes are terribly forced and while the show tries to be smart, all it really does is make a few one liners that anyone who watched Bill Nye back in the 90s could have written.
linnie_wesker 20
FYL. I hate that show.
tsent8 15
Op's name xD
Alukard81X 6
That show is so annoying. It would be bad enough if he were just watching the show
winkydog4056 16
I'm sorry OP. I'm very, very sorry. Sounds as if the boy's maturity got bazinged.