confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
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Anonymous
Truro, United Kingdom
Surprise!
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Romcom moment
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
16isntsweet
United States
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
ihateguys
San Francisco, United States
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Brianna Michelle Ferrell
Mixed signals
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Clear Lake, United States
Oh, the humanity
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
limegreengiraffe
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Lubbock, United States
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
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rachiebuger101 8
That's one of the most messed up things I've ever heard. I'm so sorry OP
truesarrif 33
are you sure it was a proposal speech in the first place and not just a really long weird breakup speech?
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Comments (97)
TheChillyBoy88 6
Well...you are what you eat. And I'm pretty sure he had to be gay.
DarthVader77 9
WHAT A SMART MAN!!!!
olpally 32
What a dick weed. Punch him in the face for being a confusing asshole.
worldclassrager 39
He misspoke...I hope...if not there are others out looking for someone like you..,
kait154 7
That's not what was expected.
Fadingstars 12
He wasn't the one OP. I'm sure you could do better. Don't let him get you down.
anubisismylife 9
...well that's seriously messed up
KiddNYC1O 20
So clever...
theworldisflat 8
Damn so sorry OP that's just low I love my girlfriend so much I can't even wrap my head around how someone could do that!! When I propose I'm doing it for better or worse ik that someday you'll find someone who actually deserves you :)
tinycroc 10
It's ok, here's the plan: after the awkward "what I thought was a proposal was actually him breaking up with me" speech, follow him to law school, and try to win him back from his new gf, but instead win a murder case by knowing what not to do after getting a perm. Oh wait, that's the plot of Legally Blonde. If it did however start off as a genuine proposal, then yeah definitely FYL.