Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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Top comments
HairyPunisher 27
Screwouvenir!
jayceejaco 15
Lesson of the day : Never leave without your underwear
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Comments (98)
thatnucca 36
It's a dog sniff out dog world...
DreamStatic 8
15 It doesn't OP's boyfriend could very well be 30 and living with his mom. The world may never know!!
TheMathMajor 26
I think parents should be proactive about talking to their kids about that kind of stuff, not the other way around.
Uramonkey 11
6 - Is sex bad?
BadApple88 29
Snitch dog lol
buddy51 23
Rouh-roah!! Your BF's been **** blocked by his jealous dog!!
HeartOfLead 24
Sounds like an interesting game of fetch.
perdix 31
Sounds like a Rat Terrier.
perdix 31
Snitches get stitches, even if they're bitches.
tranced_ 45
elaborate please?
Fluffasuars_Rawr 15
have you not heard the saying before? If you snitch you're ganna get beat up which then means you're going to need stitches. and it doesn't even matter if you're a little bitch.
perdix 31
#64, also, female dogs are bitches. That's where we get the word from.
DocBastard 40
That is one smart dog. I need to get one EXACTLY like this before my daughter is a teenager.
klovemachine 24
You could get a rat terrier and name it Rat Bastard =)
Zimmington 21
Doc- with all the FMLs about teenage sex I'd imagine you would know to talk to your daughter and let her know she can talk to you about anything without harsh judgement
TheDrifter 24
The talk is good. Give them all the information they may ever need in graphic detail. Then get the dog to see if they are trying to keep secrets, maybe train it to fetch their drug stash too.