By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 517
You deserved it 18 313

Same thing different taste

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HairyPunisher 27

Lesson of the day : Never leave without your underwear

Comments

DreamStatic 8

15 It doesn't OP's boyfriend could very well be 30 and living with his mom. The world may never know!!

I think parents should be proactive about talking to their kids about that kind of stuff, not the other way around.

Rouh-roah!! Your BF's been **** blocked by his jealous dog!!

Sounds like an interesting game of fetch.

perdix 29
perdix 29

Snitches get stitches, even if they're bitches.

Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

have you not heard the saying before? If you snitch you're ganna get beat up which then means you're going to need stitches. and it doesn't even matter if you're a little bitch.

perdix 29

#64, also, female dogs are bitches. That's where we get the word from.

That is one smart dog. I need to get one EXACTLY like this before my daughter is a teenager.

klovemachine 24

You could get a rat terrier and name it Rat Bastard =)

Zimmington 21

Doc- with all the FMLs about teenage sex I'd imagine you would know to talk to your daughter and let her know she can talk to you about anything without harsh judgement

TheDrifter 23

The talk is good. Give them all the information they may ever need in graphic detail. Then get the dog to see if they are trying to keep secrets, maybe train it to fetch their drug stash too.