Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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HairyPunisher 27
Screwouvenir!
jayceejaco 15
Lesson of the day : Never leave without your underwear
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Comments (98)
Ins0mau 20
Can't believe how many people on FML would only bring ONE pair of underwear to a SLEEPOVER and not change... WTF?!?? THINK PEOPLE!!!
HeartOfLead 24
Is he a Golden (underwear) Retriever?
kabza 13
hope it was clean
pdp_fml 21
YDI, sorry for saying that, but just how is it that you can leave behind your undies,and not miss them?
jenaayy 7
You should have pretended they were some other chicks underwear and accused your boyfriend of cheating.
Scattertom 12
That's a horrible thing to do and you're horrible.
LaUruguaya 11
And you are both obviously too young for sex if you have to hide it from mommy and daddy.
lifestory2 5
How do you "unknowingly" leave your underwear?
ni0ve 9
how do forget underwearing
austinj776 3
your mom trained the dog to do that. also those underwear must have smelt bad for the dog to go get them
MissNicMcNic 4
The OP hasn't assigned themselves a gender. For those claiming they're "clearly too young to be having sex if they have to hide it" maybe it's not what you think.