Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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HairyPunisher 27
Screwouvenir!
jayceejaco 15
Lesson of the day : Never leave without your underwear
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Comments (98)
Larry01_fml 19
how do you leave without underwear and not notice?
LittleGreenPaola 23
I was wondering the same thing...That "unknowingly" just leaves me puzzled.
life_sucks225 13
Then it wasn't really a sleepover.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Maybe it's just me, but I really enjoyed sneaking around to have sex when I was younger. So much excitement. I knew what to do though, safety wise, so that wasn't a problem. It's like sex in public now, there's always a chance you'll get caught so you're really into the moment.
dnthezip 3
that's happened to me about 3 times hahaha
Ki11erC 18
Least in a house they are safer than some back ally, it's going to happen one way or another.
blankjack 6
Scumbag dog!
ohhhsnapple 14
If you're gonna sneak around, you better be sure to leave with everything you came with, underwear or not. YDI.
thatpurpleone 12
Is the dog a retriever?
LittleGreenPaola 23
You just made my day!
superman3212 8
all I have to say.... BOY you shoulda known by now!... thank u 4 your time.
katykoolcat 13
So innocently put "sleepover". Who takes of underwear during just a "sleepover". I believe you deserved it.
Lorysa 11
If she slept over at his house, it's called a sleepover, even if they have sex. And who wouldn't bring an extra pair to change into? Underwear doesn't stay clean very long. It's nice to have a clean pair in the morning when you spend the night somewhere.
Ins0mau 20
So you wear the same pair of underwear over multiple days 59?