Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Top comments
Soniarita 18
run, run away as fast as you can
tintarroja 31
What kind of a test is that??
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Comments (105)
bellydancer82 15
Your boyfriend sounds weird and slightly crazy. The fact that his dad helped him makes me think it's genetic. So I guess you dodged two bullets there- getting married to him and having crazy in-laws with stories like, "I remember when they were first dating... I got to 3rd base with her before my son!"
heavenlyassbutt 11
Abort this relationship ASAP!!!
hardcorefan16 22
That is very creepy
HollyQuinn 21
**** me, he sounds crazy.
vikky538 29
OPs boyfriends dad will do that for you. He came onto anything
fyvaprold 11
DTMFA!
vikky538 29
Run from that stupid family.
ko051598 20
Wtf.. So he wanted you to flirt with his dad? That's ******* weird
sneakiki 9
This almost sounds like a really elaborate way for him to give himself an alibi for putting the moves on your mom. "Honey, I wanted to prove I'll still find you hot in 20 years."
sousaphonist 14
Yeah, agreed, what the actual f***?
OldManSisyphus 9
WTF?