Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Soniarita 18
run, run away as fast as you can
tintarroja 31
What kind of a test is that??
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Comments (105)
MonstreBelle 29
So he was upset that his girlfriend/boyfriend *didn't* find another man attractive and *didn't* want to hook up with another man? Makes sense. Honestly, OP, "testing" you was incredibly immature of your boyfriend.
skatoolaki 24
Not to mention how warped his Dad had to be to go along with the idea.
lunar999 23
I feel know words can describe how disgusting and weird this whole situation is.
mellyski 25
This is one test I would be glad to fail. Awkward and inappropriate on so many levels.
Sierra7211 17
I wouldn't sweat it, OP. That's not the kind of guy you want to be with long term anyway
BloodyGlass 10
What the ****? And why was the dad okay with doing that? He's just as ****** up as his kid.
bodyguerdson 16
Apple didn't fall far from the tree
Binglebeee 16
Honestly OP, I think he may be looking for an excuse to leave you, I get the feeling if youd've gone with the situation he would have called you out for being unfaithful. Problem is he's a coward and doesn'r want to be seen as the bad guy, so he's trying to demonize you to make himself feel better
MsFit 17
I have never understood this particular mindset that some people seem to have. The only "excuse" a person needs to end a relationship is not wanting to be in a relationship with that person anymore. Unless the other person really is to blame, such as they cheated, I fail to see why blame needs to be assigned simply because a relationship didn't work out. It happens. Some people just aren't compatible. That's no one's fault. When will these cowardly people learn that trying to fault someone that didn't actually do anything wrong makes them seem like much more of an asshole? How can someone feel better after treating another person like this?
Binglebeee 16
It's simple really, as long as they make the other person look bad in any way, shape or form they feel justified for ending a relationship and don't feel like the villain. I've seen people do this a lot and they don't even realise they're being colossal c*nts
withered 30
Yeah... It's like some people who cheat. They become overly jealous and accuse their partners of cheating just because they want to "excuse" their own cheating. Not to mention that because they themselves are not trustworthy they have a hard time trusting others.
ad1836 19
That is messed up. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the dad's idea in the first place.
Ihavegas 22
0121 do one, these tests are awful.
mccrightp 29
You didn't fail the test, he did! It was a different test involving logic and common sense and he flunked out.
Memeosaurus 14
That's just weird...