Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Soniarita 18
run, run away as fast as you can
tintarroja 31
What kind of a test is that??
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tlnorman 18
Normally I wouldn't say end the relationship but in this case I'm going to say seriously consider if this is the kind of manipulative dick you want to spend the rest of your life with or not. That was a manipulative, and conniving move and not at all mature on either part.
Utetopia2014 18
Geez... imagine his reaction if you had ****** his dad?
anon385 23
Is your boyfriend mentally stable
PrototypeXD 5
There was an FML a while ago similar to this one where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend if he was attracted to her mom and when he said no that was the exact same test as this one Why don't people just ask these questions instead of making these awkward situations?
MonstreBelle 29
Because people who feel the need and think it's okay to "test" their boyfriend or girlfriend are too immature to have a conversation, let alone a relationship
katluvr 22
How awful for you that this d0uch3b@g of a boyfriend would do this to you. I heartily vote that you leave him, please!
MonstreBelle 29
If you're going to call someone a douchebag, you have to commit to it
writerchic85 26
So he would have been okay with you cheating on him with his dad?
alex_gen 39
I guess I have a dirty mind when I saw "come onto me" and immediately thought the dad ejaculated on you.
Goblin182 27
On the next, Jerry Springer
PickleOfLife 4
Both boys are idiots. If your boyfriend is so paranoid that he has to test you, then he has bigger problems than thinking his girlfriend may not like him in 30 years. And if boyfriend is just trying to manufacture an excuse to break up, then that says all that needs to be said. Either way, I think you're probably better off dating someone who isn't an idiot, and who doesn't take after his idiot father.
ronnixoxo 18
you don't need that kind of crazy drama in your relationship anyway.