Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Soniarita 18
run, run away as fast as you can
tintarroja 31
What kind of a test is that??
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Comments (105)
AwkwardKarma 18
I bet he would've jumped out to yell at you for cheating on him if you actually were attracted to his dad. It's a lose/ lose situation. I say kill him.
Etweens96 25
Dump his ass
tigerisabelle 31
It's damned if you do, damned if you don't. Probably just an excuse to break up with you. Move on, OP, you can do better.
Lucrece_fml 10
I agree with everyone saying to move on, because not only is that incredibly manipulative, it's creepy on so many levels. I almost want to know whose idea it was! If it was your boyfriend's, why on earth did his dad agree to go along with the plan? And if it was the dad's idea..... well that just opens up a whole new can of worms!
goozeo 11
Forget about the boy, what kind of dad does that?
ThatLastKid 21
Sounds like a lose lose situation either way. In his mind, you aren't attracted to his future self. On the other hand, you would've been called a cheater. Sorry, OP.
Timber147 9
That's creepy, better run, you never know what other kinds of test the have in store for you.
ChrisMora 16
That doesn't even make sense.
Witchylady 18
That is so messed up and oh so creepy.
badluckbastard 14
He is retarded. dump him