Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Soniarita 18
run, run away as fast as you can
tintarroja 31
What kind of a test is that??
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Comments (105)
mishwarner 14
That is beyond weird. My partner & I are clutching our stomachs laughing. Crazy Years ago when I was 16 my ex partners dad came up behind me & put his hands down my top. Took me a moment to realise it was his dad. Worst thing was he was my mums childhood friend. Ppl can be creepy
Brown_Hammer 6
That seems very backward. .just run and don't look back ?
tinyalmeida 11
That is so messed up!!! I think you can find a boyfriend who isn't so crazy!
DrummerWS 23
I'd run
Mukzac 2
That is pretty messed up hahahahaha lol
rice_baller 2
drop him cause hes not worth it
Jirekianu2 19
Leave the relationship. Or at least talk it out very seriously. a Test of any kind like that is a big red flag. it shows a lack of trust and tremendous disrespect to your partner. whether that's a man testing a woman or vice versa. you aren't supposed to make your SO jump through hoops. because that's manipulation and emotional abuse. so **** them and the dad figuratively speaking.
Xandrick 22
What. The. ****. Indeed. What a stupid test. It's counterproductive. Did he not think that maybe his girlfriend would be faithful to him and decline his father's advances because of it??
smxiricky 23
tell him that he's a lot attractive than his dad or say he seems to resemble his mother more ??
kbazala1087 3
wtf.....