Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
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Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Maybe he is gay!
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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wheresmymary 22
They say confidence is sexy
joshszz_fml 27
Return the favour by sending him a 30 minute video of you putting on makeup or combing your hair. It's only polite.
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RichardPencil 30
Wait, that's NOT a good gift?!?! ****, I just wasted a lot of money on body oils, dozens of copies and custom DVD boxes! Gotta redo Christmas shopping for my whole family!
raphanne_fml 33
No one lifts like Gaston No one squats like Gaston
anonymous16511 5
You my friend, are amazing.
Blissment 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
the words your looking for are "thank you"
LyricaSilvan 29
Why should she thank him for being full of himself?
DravensTheName 16
15, That's a funny way of saying **** off
joshszz_fml 27
Return the favour by sending him a 30 minute video of you putting on makeup or combing your hair. It's only polite.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
^this
jbivens1992 17
That's actually kinda cute...definitely a change from the whole flowers and chocolates thing which can get old. He's showing you he works hard to look good for you and they say if you got it...flaunt it! Or he's a self centered narcissist... one or the other.
gracehi 31
Why not both?
deathshead 19
why not Zoidberg?
the_bammit 5
I like that he is trying, There are ways to change that without being too "overbearing/ demanding ". 1. Make a "wish list" of things you like/enjoy. 2. Ensure list is financially reasonable 3. Add things that can be ordered 4. The more options and the better documentation the more likely you will get the outcome you want
Lalala579121 27
How would that not be too overbearing? Sure you can make a list for Christmas, but for an anniversary? That would basically be like saying "you better get me something on here for our anniversary or else". Anniversary gifts are supposed to come from the heart, not from what the other person tells you to get.
DoomedGemini 37
To be fair, it might be better for some couples. It's hard to set a standard for every relationship. Some people are bad gift givers, maybe at least hints or a general idea of where to go might help.
usnwife 18
Eh, I always keep a wish-list on Amazon year round. Not because I expect gifts from it, but because sometimes my husband wants to surprise me with something and he wants to make sure its something I want. And when I have a little extra spending money myself it makes it easy to buy something. And family is always asking what I want for Christmas so I make the list year round and always have a variety of price ranges... It's fun window shopping for me as much as anything too, I never expect anything I add
species4872 19
Ego is not a dirty word.
RinoaHeartilly 36
No, but it's not a gift either.
toba122 12
There's a fetish for that actually.
rebelvamp420 14
Sounds like you need a man friend, not a boy friend lol
Dictionaryspeaks 18
I could psychoanalyze this like a champ! But I would get blocked. Lame haha but FYL unless your happy In your relationship then it shouldn't matter to much I guess...