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Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
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fmlgirl
United States
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Anonymous
Maybe he is gay!
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
B
United States
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
KarolBee
United States
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
tarynfaye
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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wheresmymary 22
They say confidence is sexy
joshszz_fml 27
Return the favour by sending him a 30 minute video of you putting on makeup or combing your hair. It's only polite.
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OhPuhleeze 23
Upload that shit.. The world is full of crazy people and their fetishes.. Who knows you may actually end up with a nice gift.. Happy anniversary :)
sarcasmismyno1 22
You mean spank bank material isn't your ideal present? Who'da thunk it?!
SoItsComeToThis 4
Sounds useful for a solo session to me
Tartara 15
I don't know, different strokes for different folks. I personally love watching my husband lift things or work on the car or do other "manly" things. I find it very attractive. So I'd probably like the gift. That being said, it does sound like he thinks highly of himself! I hope he got you a secondary gift.
cuz803 44
Was he at least buff and not skinny to anerexic? If he is half or a quarter of Arnold Schwarzenegger, it must be impressive. Happy anniversary OP
tmj25789 23
Someone's a little too into themselves.
Ominous_NomNom 13
Yeah, probably the bitch OP that is under the impressions she deserves something in spite of her complete lack respect for his efforts. Maybe her husband should come on here and write about he worked hard on a thoughtful gift and all she could do was run to her little pity party and piss and moan. ****, you know what? **** this shit. **** your petty troubles, **** your friends and family and **** your anniversary. Mostly, **** YOU fml.
buttcramp 21
This is hilarious. I would be stunned if i got this as a gift. I laughed out loud when i read this. His video has already brought joy lol
Justincolon22 15
That's messed up.
baubsmith 6
It could've been a 480min video of him binge watching "Charmed" and eating Cheetos, Pizza, and Pickles & Ice Cream... while sipping white zinfandel
Clay201 3
You must be dating my brother.