Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
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Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Maybe he is gay!
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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wheresmymary 22
They say confidence is sexy
joshszz_fml 27
Return the favour by sending him a 30 minute video of you putting on makeup or combing your hair. It's only polite.
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retro_teddy_bear 2
sounds like you picked the wrong guy in high school.