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nooooooooo, rectal surgery -_-
omg.. I had braces.. first week is hell! I was eating jelly lol
I had to have a jaw widener springs elastics soo much stuff and it really hurts but it's worth it!
Ya I had to tighten my jaw and wear rubber bands to close the stupid gap. But now I have pretty white straight teeth! And OP at least you'll get/stay skinny! :)
I didn't mean tighten my jaw. I had to have that stupid thing that twists and hurts cuz it's making a space for the braces. Gah it's been years since I had braces.
The first day of when I had braces I had to eat mushy food. That was it...
you guys are a bunch a bitches. I work as an ortho assistant and I currently have braces. I hope it hurts! I love hurting my patients! mwahahahahahahah
RPE....rapid palette expander...ouch!
Oh man, that sucks. I'd starve.
I give it three weeks, then the pain will be gone =)
Aww, hopefully you'll soon be able to eat again! Until then, drink lots of smoothies, they're delicious ^^
Stick to the slimfast so you won't be so fat.
What about yogurt? Juice? Smoothies? Cream of wheat? You lying sack of excrement.
Mashed potatoes? Jello? Milk? Spaghetti-O's?
exactly, I got mine on less than a month ago, but I wasn't lacking anything even in the first few days. I have a mollar to mollar herbst aswell and if you know what that is then you know it's not a lot of fun, and i got mine 2 days before christmas. I think you should gain some food knowledge before you die of mal-nourishment. Pudding and weight loss milkshakes? For goodness sake :/
Aww, braces, right? I have them too. I can't eat anything for a week or more after they've been tightened. It sucks. But it never occurred to me to write an FML about it
wow, mine are just a tiny bit sore when I bite down after getting them tightened. but I can eat just fine.
There are a LOT more foods you can eat besides Slimfast & pudding after getting braces or having maintenance done on your braces. It's your own damn fault for just sticking to those two particular foods.
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What about yogurt? Juice? Smoothies? Cream of wheat? You lying sack of excrement.
nooooooooo, rectal surgery -_-