Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my roommate by picking her up from class with her dog. Her dog decided to surprise me by dumping a load on my passenger seat. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, a guy I liked came to pick me up for our first date. As he opened the car door, I noticed nearly an inch of dog hair on every surface of the interior. Not wanting to get it all over me, I asked if we could take my car instead. He was so “insulted” he drove off and left me standing there. FML
Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were riding in the back seat of his mom’s car and she kept talking at him non-stop. He responded only in grunts. When at some point I informed her that her son had been asleep for several minutes, she just kept on talking to him anyway. FML
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syki 22
Guess you're not his main bitch.
BubbleGrunge 18
Next time he ask for sex, tell him the dog is probably more than willing.
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Comments (133)
asktherunes 4
And he is still your boyfriend. The guy who places more importance on his dog than his girlfriend. If you stay with him, you will remain in the back seat.
coolchickluciana 2
I think it's time for you to get a new boyfriend
EandL_fml 2
you lady need to work on your self esteem! so you are still in school and your boyfriend isn't hence he picked you up from school. so you are with a guy who is older than you and you were flattered that he would pick up you because it's unusual that he would do something that sweet? how is picking you up a sweet gesture that isn't the norm? then he treats you worse than the dog? Honey it sounds like you need to find yourself some self respect and then once you do, you can find your self a guy who will respect you! You're still young you can find some one much better!
lostfaithinpppl 19
Well said #99. OP, guys will continue treating you with disrespect until you actually respect yourself enough to not allow them to.
Jessy713 6
Next time he wants to make-out bring him his dog :)
aprilita 8
YDI for staying with him and letting him treat you that way
leydia 10
Maybe OP hasn't dated him long enough to know his behavior. Or perhaps this is the first time he has done something like this. Whatever the case is you deserve so much better OP!
vb68_fml 28
If you accept to be treated like this, something is wrong with you....
Hellbound_Alleee 14
DTMFA, or get yourself a better dog than his. BTW, there's nothing wrong with you. Don't listen to the above asshole.
MaleficZero 0
We will probably never understand black holes. Or why girls choose to date such douchebag guys.
diamongrl 2
Dump him.. quickly!
subterra 7
DTMFA