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So, you always fart when you are surprised?
*Tells marriage story to kids* Kids: Mom how did dad propose to you? Mom: Well he brought me to our favorite restaurant and even bought expensive champagne! He then got down on one knee and proposed. I was so shocked I passed gas. *Kids walk away*
Well, if he's gonna marry you, that's not the last fart he'll ever hear/smell from you. You better get accustomed to it. There's a lot of nasty stuff you're gonna have to put out with when you decide to live under the same roof and sleep in the same bed for years to come.
looooooooooooool
Hey, don't worry about it. Look at the bright side -- it's going to make a great story for the best man to tell during his speech.
it wasn't his fault. laugh it off. gee
oh. my bad. YOU farted. still. laugh it off, op.
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that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?
Everybody farts. I did it once.