Love: Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought...

By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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yellowdub 4

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:08

that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?

illmatic2 16

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:15

Everybody farts. I did it once.

Comments

AGGoddess 2

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:37

I think YDI. Seriously, you're upset about farting instead of being happy about your engagement? You fail.

JasonEP 3

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:51

you fart when you're surprised? hopefully he never throws you a big surprise party.

NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:02

This has to be one of the most hilarious things I ever read. I'd imagine that it must have been embarrassing, but perhaps no one else heard it? But I mean this could be good. I mean if he heard it, and haven't busted you on it, then it's good because he accepted you for who you are, so you should be glad about that.

triggerit 5

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:13

so you fart up your chance of life...

yourbarbiiedoll 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:15

I fart and I'm a girl, and I fart and shyt in something called a butthole

yourbarbiiedoll 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:15

I fart and I'm a girl, and I fart and shyt in something called a butthole

SapphireSympathy 7

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:31

I agree with the other people, everybody farts..... and yes..... i've farted before....... :L but if i had a choice not to, i think id choose that. cuz truthfully, nobody really wants to fart/is proud of farting, and anybody who wants to/is proud of farting is just gross. even if it is a human natural thing, it's still pretty gross. ugh. lol. anyways, op u getting married? lol. faol (**** all our lives) ;P