By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
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butterflyhearts 0

its not really his fault. after guys cum they can get real tired. Has to do with testosterone... i think. I get tired after sex cuz of cumming all the time. really its not his fault. and for all of u who are saying that she's bad.... shut up. xoxo Perdix tell me if im right.

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ohlordyelizabeth 0

i love you for this.

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Spac3Ghost 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i couldnt stop laughing at that point =) its amazing =) very nice!!

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fmlloverrct 0

He then feel asleep? I believe it's he then fell asleep.

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Spac3Ghost 0

haha shame... some people cant "speel" =) but at least you understood what the one monther said =) hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! one monthe =) niiiice... =)

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elparto 0

Even if you're a guy, bad sex is just bad. Of course that statement just begs the question....but it's true.

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Anthony1310 0

woooww that's ****** upp u prob. wasn't good at it

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anqie 3

that happened to me i was on the bottom nd couldnt get him out nd couldnt get him out so i grabbed myfone nd called my guy friend i only kne the guys for a day nd a half nd i was only 11 very uncomfotable havin my him gettin the guy out of me

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S4ssyK4t 18

11? Wow. Someone started early. Maybe you should've stayed at school rather then spreading your legs for guys you've only known a day and a half.

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anqie 3

that happened to me i was on the bottom nd couldnt grt him out nd couldnt get him out so i grabbed myfone nd called my guy friend i only kne the guys for a day nd a half nd i was only 11 very uncomfotable havin my him gettin the guy out of me

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BloodShard 0

That's disgusting. You little **** for having sex when your 11.

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remy_xi 0

When YOU'RE eleven. It isn't that hard.

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KingDingALing 9

hahahaahahahaaha me neither. I only understood the part where she said something about getting a guy off of her. the rest is like a second language to me

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jesswhit2012 0

hahahahahahahahhahahahaa! :) that's funny.

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maddiec_fml 0

first not true. second your boyfriend of a month?? okay really what the he'll has happened to this world?does anyone even care about what the true meaning of sex is??? seriously it's sad.

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CaptaiNiLL 0

no one wants to wait for marraige it's a sad thing cuz stds spread and babies with no rents are born

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