Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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Comments (352)
Zizumia 5
he's just giving an exuse to leave u and the baby without telling you
docxxx 0
and this is where boyfriend/ baby daddy turns into sperm donor. get child support and move on. if he isn't man enough to deal with no nookie for a few weeks, #1 its a sad excuse and #2 you and your kid deserve better
lillypilly35 0
you had a child and you aren't married??
bigdaddy13 0
hey that must really suck.
FMT 0
Is this behaviour out of character? Post partum depression (after becoming a parent) is almost as common in men as in women. Unfortunatly many men simply abandon their families because they don't realise they have a condition which can be treated. On the other hand he could just be an ass.
LadiiRed05 0
You're not even supposed to have sex, until at least six weeks after you have a baby. Your boyfriend is a jerk!
kandina 0
I seriously teared up when I read this. That's terrible. What an asshole. Child support!!!
kmullen1866 0
I'm not old fashioned at all but WTF happened to at least getting married before reproducing. All these kids are gonna grow up having babies with multiple people bc NO one gets married anymore.
Skinnyfatty 1
You did it yourself for having his baby while you weren't married. Have fun as a single mother who probably won't get any support payments.
babycakess10 0
shiit! what an irresponsible asshole!