Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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Comments (352)
jamiew8787 0
ok (I) i have an idea for you , u say he i just was give u one last litel job befor u go and break his **** in two
ajlardner 0
LEARN SOME ******* GRAMMAR THEN COME BACK AND WHINE
Flagband09 0
right on #296
Shockvalue 0
Geez, what a douchebag
DynamicDave 11
YDI for not putting out more. A man needs what a man needs...
HidingInThePages 0
See, this is why most people try to get married BEFORE they shack up and reproduce. But I do hope you can find someone who's actually worth doing that with, unlike that shit-for-brains
JubJub123_fml 0
his girlfriend I Gonna leave him because he'll get a visectemy
lolluv 0
that's awful! someone that would treat a woman like that let alone the mother of his kid doesn't deserve to have a child in his care
zivlaks 0
i vote *******
Whiterabbitm1 0
that is really messed up! my fiancé and I just had our first and she had a c section you can not have sex for at least 6 wks or you cut will reopen... he's a complete asshole!