Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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marissajean42 0
If he's going to be such a d-bag, you deserve better in the first place.
vintageXballroom 0
A guy in my favorite band recently had a kid with his girlfriend from what I hear. They wear masks xD anyways. I saw California and that's where they're from. :O Gahh. Anyways, sorry :( That's lame ass right there. You should have as little to do with him as you can. He doesn't deserve sh** if he's going to do that. i hope you're child is the most beautiful kid on the planet, that way when he says "it's half mine." You can just say it's not his kid ;) That was stupid. but anyway :O
christopherlove 0
I clicked both. It's a terrible time for him to leave you, so FYL. However there's no way that's the whole story and the only reason he's leaving, so YDI.
Redneck325Ci 0
They've been together for four years...so he said four(th), the "(th)" being as he's the fourth person to comment.....
Hunter329 0
That guys a douche, you should talk to him first and if he doesn't change his mind kick him in the nutz and call him a ******* Asshole. That'll teach 'im a lesson.
lizzy3367 0
FYL for having a C-section. Hopefully it was a good reason. FYboyfriend
ethanmonroe 0
What a douchebag.
slinkiess 0
What a jerk is right. That's basically what my dad did to my mom.
smileygirl123 0
awwwww im really sorry :'(... and if all he wants is sex from u he is a dumbshit i mean come on!!!!!!! and ya deffentialy get some child support.
kplusf 0
either 1. this is bullshit, 2. he's an asshole or 3. that's not why he's leaving you.
el_ECTRO 0
1. I know it seems appaling but I saw a similar story on Jeremy Kyle (but obv. for different people, and he didn't leave her but cheated). I agree with the other 2 though.