Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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Comments (352)
dirkes 0
wat a douche
purplebabend 1
I totally agree with most he is douche and doesn't deserve and 4 all u ppl who r saying he's probably covering for something else...I don't think so some guys r total pigs
sweetalicious 1
what a douchebag. kick him in the nuts so he will never reproduce again. or better, chop them off :)
rajjyboi 0
dude, she thought it would work out... it isn't her fault. it's the asshole who broke up with her, it's his fault.
laurastout19 0
Ohh that sucks. I'm sorrry :(
Hisfav1 6
What a dick.
jordanlite 16
And now you get to deal with him for the next 18 years. Classy.
liv4dance 0
I feel so bad for you he sucks what is he an emotionless computer just leaving his kid
hoohaa17 2
This is for when you do decide to kick his ass : 1) Target his throat. 2) Knee him in the nuts . 3) Break his nose.
rlbl_fml 0
my ex-husband freaked out on me because I said when he asked me for a ******** 2 weeks after our first son was born. leave the bastard you and the baby are better off.
rachel_souther 5
Defiantly!