Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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Comments (352)
mikew85 0
Seriously, your bf sounds like a selfish douchebag.
LeCorsaire_fml 0
oh this is sad. definitely not a healthy relationship. don't know if it is better for you that he is leaving you.
kimee21_fml 15
Omg seriously im so sorry ! it suck a lot !! Good luck with you child , im sure youll be a greeeeat mom :)
Edenbeam 19
FYL. Your "boyfriend" is a grade-A douchebag. = /
catwelve 0
Wow to some of these comments. No wonder women are the stronger sex. Assholes
silvrdollr 0
This story will make him look terrible in court. Get a lawyer and force child support for the next 21 years. That's the best revenge against this douche.
robodoll 0
Wow...what a piece of crap. He'll probably end up with many failed relationships.
IHaveVertigo 0
Dump that loser! But after you have him call your OB and have her tell the moron that you are not supposed to have sex for weeks after you give birth, vaginally or by c-section. Also... you should have gotten married b/f you had a baby with him...
blacklite69 0
You bore this man's child?? Why?! I'm leaning towards YDI for getting with him in the first place. Get some self respect.
iamgilmore14 0
OP- Your boyfriend is an asshole. Dump him, get child support, and raise your child to be happy and healthy. We don't know. It may have been an accidental pregnancy and they were going to get married. And with it being a c-section, the OP got either stitches or staples, which suck if they come back open. And would you want to have sex with someone when you're trying to take care of a baby? The only time she probably gets to relax she uses for sleep, not to **** her boyfriend. So before you start pulling the "YDI because you had sex before marriage" card, or the "just give him a ******* or handjob" card, you might want to think first.