By notababymama - 07/02/2010 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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palmtrees 1

If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?

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melmcr 0

YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.

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skankihobag 0

um it sucks that he didnt even listen to your explainantion for the or the fact that he would break up with you if you had a kid. but the fact that it took him 3 years to notice them in your bathroom baffles me beyond words.

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skankihobag 0

not to mention youd have to be pregnant within those 3 years of dating in oder to have a baby. most 3 year olds are potty trained. hes a dumb ass. i would have punched him. hes obviously not worth crying over.

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capricaz 0

He was probably looking for a reason to break up with you and found this to be a good one. He probably knew you don't have a kid lol.

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dugumit 0

what an idiot u should be hapy he's gone

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crazedgirl 0

shouldn't you be telling him this instead of us?

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dramatic11 0

Good riddance, he was prolly looking for an excuse.

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Bertucci 0

maybe he was looking for a way out of the relationship and he took the first stupid thing he could?

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Compass 0

Your ex-boyfriend is retarded if he thinks you hid a kid from him for 3 years.

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