FML : Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because...

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Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By khlonnae - / Saturday 21 October 2017 19:30 / United States - Dayton

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By Joshua Hutcheson | 5

#7555357 - Sunday 22 October 2017 1:36

I believe they have a word for boys like that. "Douchebag"

By RichardPencil | 25

#7555370 - Sunday 22 October 2017 3:00

That’s the trap you made for yourself with makeup. You bring the guys in while wearing it, you’re stuck wearing it!

The trouble one gets into putting a sausage in one’s pants...or so I’ve heard.

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By Joshua Hutcheson | 5

#7555357 - Sunday 22 October 2017 1:36

I believe they have a word for boys like that. "Douchebag"

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7555367 - Sunday 22 October 2017 2:57

"Perhaps so, but at least it will only be on the outside, unlike you."

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7555368 - Sunday 22 October 2017 2:58

That word perfectly describes his personality if he made a remark like that.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7555370 - Sunday 22 October 2017 3:00

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7555407 - Sunday 22 October 2017 8:27

Your personality must be fantastic.

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Lalala579121 | 27

#7555428 - Sunday 22 October 2017 11:15

Yeah, OP must have a real nice pair of personalities to land guys like that.

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7555489 - Sunday 22 October 2017 16:54

I hope you threw him out of your home for that. What a schmuck.

By Ugly_Jones | 12

#7555511 - Sunday 22 October 2017 18:40

Hey Khlonna that was just a joke I didn’t mean it. Lol

By Tina Marie | 3

#7555572 - Sunday 22 October 2017 23:11

you sure he wasn't teasing or joking? I know a lot of couples that tease each other like that.

By Akitakat | 27

#7555754 - Monday 23 October 2017 15:19

Font is hard to read.

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RockPrincess26 | 16

#7555875 - Monday 23 October 2017 20:56

Learn to read script hand writing.

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khlonnae | 14

#7555973 - Tuesday 24 October 2017 2:21

I didn’t have control over the font or picture

By RockPrincess26 | 16

#7555874 - Monday 23 October 2017 20:56

Is he your ex yet?

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