Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting...

By khlonnae - 21/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Dayton

Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By Ugly - 20/08/2019 04:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML

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By Taylor - 20/07/2012 18:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By Cassidy Bowen - 16/06/2012 05:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By ILoveFML - 29/08/2010 14:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready." He then looked at me and said, "Maybe you should." FML

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By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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Joshua Hutcheson 5

Sunday 22 October 2017 1:36

I believe they have a word for boys like that. "Douchebag"

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 22 October 2017 16:54

I hope you threw him out of your home for that. What a schmuck.

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Joshua Hutcheson 5

Sunday 22 October 2017 1:36

I believe they have a word for boys like that. "Douchebag"

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 22 October 2017 2:57

"Perhaps so, but at least it will only be on the outside, unlike you."

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 22 October 2017 2:58

That word perfectly describes his personality if he made a remark like that.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 22 October 2017 3:00

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 22 October 2017 8:27

Your personality must be fantastic.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 22 October 2017 11:15

Yeah, OP must have a real nice pair of personalities to land guys like that.

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 22 October 2017 16:54

I hope you threw him out of your home for that. What a schmuck.

Ugly_Jones 12

Sunday 22 October 2017 18:40

Hey Khlonna that was just a joke I didn’t mean it. Lol

Tina Marie 3

Sunday 22 October 2017 23:11

you sure he wasn't teasing or joking? I know a lot of couples that tease each other like that.

Akitakat 31

Monday 23 October 2017 15:19

Font is hard to read.

RockPrincess26 16

Monday 23 October 2017 20:56

Learn to read script hand writing.

khlonnae 14

Tuesday 24 October 2017 2:21

I didn’t have control over the font or picture

RockPrincess26 16

Monday 23 October 2017 20:56

Is he your ex yet?

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