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Am I the only one calling fake on this? They've been dating 3 years..and he sees baby wipes and thinks there's a kid? If a kid was young enough to need the wipes, it would be his kid. This is such a stupid and fake fml.

OP should've said 3 weeks..would've been funnier

  Schiffy  |  18

Could be true, at least thats the reason (excuse) HE used. The reason the OP deserves the "i agree, your life sucks" is because she was dating a complete idiot, orbecause she was dating a guy that absolutely hated her, and had to use THAT to break up with her.

  tori121  |  0

I'm really sorry hunny. but I really think he was just using that as a (lame) excuse to break up with you. only a retard would seriously dump his girlfried of over three years because he found baby wipes. maybe you should try and talk to hum about it and see if there is a deeper meaning to all this.

  DMD0903_fml  |  0

ok right because i'm sure that she knew he was like that when she started dating him dumb ass. If life was that easy there would be a lot less break-up's don't ya think? BUT in all fairness you really don't need someone who is that SLOW, if he never saw a kid in the past what would make him think you have one now? """ohh i get it you were hidding the kid in the closet for the past 3 years right?""""

  bridgette5866  |  0

Wow, if you're dating a guy for three years and he hasn't established you don't have kids, he's a dumbass.

FYI, OP, he was probaby looking for an excuse to break up with you and he was too stupid to think of a more probable reason.

By  wolfpackchick10  |  0

Something seems off about this. Is he really that dumb?? After THREE years...he just now finds something to assume you have a kid...

After 3 weeks, that would be understandable...but three YEARS. Something just isn't adding up with that one.

I think he might have been looking for a reason to get out of the relationship. If not, he sounds pretty dumb.

  RyeBreadBoy  |  0

My thoughts exactly. I'm pretty sure if OP had a kid he would've met it by now. Therefore, he wouldn't even think that. He'd probably figure someone you know with a kid left them there or something. This FML is fake and idiotic.

By  BB360  |  0

I hate posts like these. THEY ARE SO BULLSHIT! There is no way that was the reason. After 3 years he just bolts out of the house and accuses you of having a kid? So FAKE! They should really have people do better screenings of these posts.

  Theo_fml  |  0

It's not necessarily fake. It's entirely possible that he did it solely to get out of the relationship, as has already been mentionned by many people before you, if you had only taken the time to read a bit before shouting "FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!1111!!" like an idiot.

By  rOBboCOp  |  0

wata dumb ex, doesnt even take the time to think, "did i use a condom" or "was she birth control" or some shit like that, or not even takin the time to talk about it