Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
I ate being proved right
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
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1DisGR8 32
What the actual ****?
rodfergie 18
Does he have a thing for kids with two heads and three arms? ~{banjo music in distance}~
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Comments (44)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Is the universe testing my self control? Because I just had to see this when I vowed to never make redneck jokes again.
Charlie Given 28
please give us the jokes
bloopaloop 27
Are you sure she's not also your sister?
Mungolikecandy 19
I hear a banjo...
thefmlman2011 37
Are you from Alabama?
tranced_ 45
could've just lied to you too get rid of you.. limit siblings do this kinda shiet in the name of favours.
Yudith 28
Lying to get rid of a girlfriend, I get, but this is "punch me and let's pretend I was mugged" level.
tranced_ 45
what can I say .. these are modern times my friend..
GB923 7
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
RinoaHeartilly 36
Tell everyone he knows.
demix_fml 32
Well shit....
mrhappynottms 7
Roll tide
Chazzster 32
Well they do have a lot in common....