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Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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What the actual ****?

Does he have a thing for kids with two heads and three arms? ~{banjo music in distance}~

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If she reciprocates, pick up the phone, then press 9, followed by a 1, then 1 again, and then press Call. When you hear a voice on the other end, you tell this story to that person, and let the Po-Po give them a lecture. Then tell his parents, and let his dad beat the shit out of both of them. Please. Before they decide to breed.

(Sweet Home Alabama intensifies)

Sweet home Alabama!!

geniusness 6

eww

His actual sister - with the same mother and father as him, not step sister or even half sister?😮 This sounds like something we should hear more about in a near future, maybe via a television channel or something like that...😕

Sweet home Alabama

Sweet home Alabama!!

They didn’t put a location so allow me. Alabama, United States.

onceuponatime456 16

More details needed on this one.

ravensarepurple 10

Yeah, we're gonna need more information on this