Today, after I got pregnant 22 years ago and my husband became...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2019 00:17

Today, after I got pregnant 22 years ago and my husband became way too overprotective to the point where he became a right pain in the ass, I’m now accidentally pregnant again. It turns out my now 22-year-old son is almost as bad as his dad was. Now I’ve got two of the sods to deal with. FML

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Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Monday 24 June 2019 1:12

Try not to take it the wrong way it's genetics some men have a very strong instinct to protect pregnant women.

TheCrazedHare 7

Monday 24 June 2019 1:19

look, I've seen it before. but you really need to put your foot down about it. Have them stop completely? no but you guys need to find a middle ground.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 24 June 2019 0:37

Maybe third time’s a charm? This time, be an engaged parent and raise this kid right.

JuliaKay14 33

Tuesday 25 June 2019 16:40

Do you think parents are failures if their kids have negative traits?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 June 2019 16:43

For some traits, I do.

J15237 25

Thursday 29 April 2021 18:39

I would agree with that. There are some things if parents are on top of what they teach their children can be avoided. Such as responsibility and being honest. However, in this case no. So the 22 year old is over protective. Its a sign of love honestly. Pain in the ass? Absolutely! But it still comes from love.

Charlie Given 26

Monday 24 June 2019 1:12

Try not to take it the wrong way it's genetics some men have a very strong instinct to protect pregnant women.

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 24 June 2019 2:27

things they'd complain about if they didn't have it.

TheCrazedHare 7

Monday 24 June 2019 1:19

look, I've seen it before. but you really need to put your foot down about it. Have them stop completely? no but you guys need to find a middle ground.

TomeDr 24

Monday 24 June 2019 3:22

That’s actually really sweet!

lowshadows 21

Monday 24 June 2019 3:34

am I reading this right?

tounces7 27

Monday 24 June 2019 5:05

I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on here. Is she pregnant with her son?

Memnoc 26

Monday 24 June 2019 5:47

22 years ago, she got pregnant and her husband became an overprotective pain in the ass. Now she's pregnant again, and her husband and her son are both being pains in the ass. I'm assuming her 22 year old son still lives at home.