Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
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Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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_kyleG_ 34
I bet one hell of a pregnant silence followed that mistake.
tygerarmy 35
Ouch, tell him if he keeps that up he won't get any chances to get you pregnant.
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Comments (169)
pooldude 24
whats with all the negative votes?? whats going on?
HarshD9619 34
I thought something was messed up with my FML. Too many negative votes nowadays
Youkolvr89 0
I say fyl. I have a simiral problem because everything I eat goes straight to my midriff so I look pregnant myself.
meunluckycharms 16
Wow, how do a lot of people think she deserved that?
TheNewGuy03 29
On one hand, he shouldn't be ashamed of you if he's with you. On the other hand, if people instantly assume you're pregnant, then it's possible you may need to alter your diet unless you have a serious and incorrigible medical issue that prevents you (not likely, but still). Communicate with him.
Aspirax 13
1) that's a dick thing to do. 2) dump him 3) ramp up your will power. 4) get fit 5) show him what he lost.
Delsanity 13
If you are overweight and you don't have a medical condition, mostly its cause you don't eat healthy and you are to lazy to workout. If you don't mind the way you look then its ok but if you do mind i think its time you do something snd not for your partner but for yourself.
ShirtlessWonder 17
I can't say this is always true. Some people just have body types that make it difficult for them to be fit. It also doesn't mean they eat unhealthy AND are too lazy to workout, it's more of an or. Most body types require both to be fit. For example, my dad eats healthier than anyone else I know and is probably the healthiest (or close to it) of anyone I know, but is quite fat because he typically just doesn't have time for much of a workout (and it takes a lot to stay fit for people in my family once we get to the age he's at).
_outofideas_ 7
**** his dad Make him your stepson and ground him
ShirtlessWonder 17
I don't know the circumstances, but obviously he wouldn't have started dating you if you were that heavy when he met you. That being the case, I won't necessarily say ydi, but you were the one who let yourself slip and gain that weight.
Oh_My_Gosh_015 4
That's true, but it doesn't say that she's bothered by her weight. She's bothered by the remark of her bf indicating that he's ashamed of her.
ShirtlessWonder 17
Yeah, maybe she isn't bothered by it, but I find that difficult to believe. If she wasn't bothered by her weight along with his comment, I doubt she would've felt bad enough about it to make an FML about it.
Linz645 19
Why in the hell are you still with him like?
bosniangirl27 21
I'm just wondering why you are still with him?