Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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_kyleG_ 34
I bet one hell of a pregnant silence followed that mistake.
tygerarmy 35
Ouch, tell him if he keeps that up he won't get any chances to get you pregnant.
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Comments (169)
nerdyninjarobot 5
Dump the fuckhead
DrFood 8
I know some people would freak out if someone asked if their pregnant but if someone asked me and I wasn't I would say something like that too to avoid an awkward situation.
Katsumaxson 0
You need to dump his ass. I have no clue who you are but no one deserves that kind of disrespect!
kishmobile444 16
some women who get asked a lot eventually just answer with stuff like that .... maybe he was just doing that so they didn't feel bad? even though his priority should be your feelings ... sometimes, men just don't think before they open their mouths, at least not completely. let's face it, neither do us women! lol try not to let it get to you darlin. he's with you bc he is into you, no matter what you do and don't look like.
hiddenUSERNAME 27
time to lose some weight