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By Kate - 23/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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Sinamoi 18

Sunday 23 December 2012 19:01

Months of planning, ruined. Ruined!!

motor_fml 20

Sunday 23 December 2012 18:56

Did you swear the cat to secrecy?

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pl18 10

Monday 24 December 2012 2:40

Now the cat knows that Santa isn't real. Op just wanted his cat to continue believing.

BlondeBubbles 6

Monday 24 December 2012 3:09

Well you ruined the surprise.

Morqan_Freeman 14

Monday 24 December 2012 5:46

You've cat to be kitten me right meow.

dan_in_wi 12

Monday 24 December 2012 6:04

what a pussy

Meesersuperman1 4

Monday 24 December 2012 7:11

Don't **** with a man's cat and his Christmas. Bitch.

desertlovebird 11

Monday 24 December 2012 7:27

Why in the world would you tell your boyfriends cat what he got it for Christmas? Why be so mean and ruin Christmas for the cat? What did the cat ever do to you to deserve this kind of treatment? Get real OP you think this is a FML?

eirameelhsa 6

Monday 24 December 2012 7:53

Well, I'd be upset too. What if the cat sneaks it early now. All your fault. Shame shame shame.

leahmae88 7

Monday 24 December 2012 7:57

How dare you!

Pix3lJunk 12

Monday 24 December 2012 9:37

I wouldn't be mad, I love pussy cats for Christmas ;-)

shamille 5

Tuesday 25 December 2012 3:41

Oh please, like the cat didn't already know.

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