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By Kate - 23/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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Sinamoi 18

Sunday 23 December 2012 19:01

Months of planning, ruined. Ruined!!

motor_fml 20

Sunday 23 December 2012 18:56

Did you swear the cat to secrecy?

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Enslaved 36

Sunday 23 December 2012 21:45

Why did you let the cat out of the bag? Too bad the cat didn't have your tongue. ***Haha I bought my cat a Christmas gift too! *crosses fingers* I hope he likes it

ginivillarreal 5

Monday 24 December 2012 3:15

Just don't tell OP what it is or else she'll tell your cat

jayjr 3

Sunday 23 December 2012 21:57

hide the cat and see if he cries

andrew87804 4

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:11

Is your boyfriend's name cory by any chance?

Eorlas 31

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:27

Why would you spoil the surprise! Now the poor kitty won't be excited this christmas.

biglittlehead 12

Monday 24 December 2012 0:19

Lay off the kat nip lady.

outsidehitter7 9

Monday 24 December 2012 0:40

Why were u talking to a cat??? O.o

KaylaKitty 8

Monday 24 December 2012 0:54

Eh, if he told you not to tell the cat then YDI. I know some pet owners get really excited about getting their pets stuff, but if not then FYL.

TwoOneFive 11

Monday 24 December 2012 1:10

Crazy cat man

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 24 December 2012 1:23

Lol wow. Childish and immature is how your boyfriend sounds.

BVBARMY1238 9

Monday 24 December 2012 2:15

Ouch

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